How do people ‘nap’?
My model only has two settings: AWAKE & LAID THE FUCK OUT.
I’m down for an hour and a half after a long day**, and now I’m permanently glued to my comforter. If we were conjoined twins, I would refuse the surgery.
Despite the fact that it means there’d be a decent chance either of us could get sexed.
- “But he’s my best friend!!!” - Conjoined Twin (Duncan / Blanket) 1
My only saving grace is the distinct and urgent need to take a piss. Cold floor on my feet might as well be R. Lee Ermey screaming in my ear.
That’s it.
There’s nothing more to this post.
Just whining about my comfortable bed and full bladder.
