When I was a boy, I used to drag one of my fathers old v-neck t-shirts to daycare and slept with one for years afterwards. The tradition continued with my own old t-shirts when I grew older. Now I’m just addicted to worn out cotton in my immediate vicinity, usually near my head.

I just used Scope for the first time in at least a year and it felt amazing.

I regularly apply facial moisturizer at night and after showers.

I bought some seeds for my new herb garden today.

Tomorrow morning I’m going to have coffee and a cupcake on the veranda after I do my stretches.

AKA

Get off me.